Thursday, August 30, 2012

Shoo Tie


Having issues keeping the public out of your construction site? Are a fence and caution signs just not doing the job?  All you need to do is display this hideous blue and yellow, tie dye patterned, Geoffrey Beene tie and onlookers will surely be scared away.  Maybe I should stop wearing it on first dates....

Monday, August 27, 2012

Hoo"Tie" and the Blowfish



The last time that this Owl Eye patterned tie by Ashberry was stylish, Hootie was breaking hearts and holding hands on top of the Billboard charts.  Now it just looks creepy.

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Weekend "Work"


The job is never done for an avid Tie Blogger like myself.  I usually try to take the weekends off to recover from the stresses of publishing one of the most respected blogs in the Tie community.  However, this serpent skin themed, Series 417 tie by Van Heusen camouflaged by blue, yellow and grey scales slithered its way around the neck of one of our newest TieOneOff models. Unseen since the 80's, this rare tie is quite the lady killer.

Friday, August 17, 2012

Wandering Tie


What is the first thing you notice when you look at this photo?  I know what you are thinking...The beautiful, voluptuous and sexy Series 417 by Van Heusen tie made from 100% silk.  At least that's the first thing I noticed.  For all of the die hard tie fans out there, you can see this "tie" in person on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights at the Iron Horse Bar.

Friday, August 10, 2012

Never Enough "Tie"m


My apologies for slacking on the daily blog posts these past few weeks.  In an effort to get back up to date I have summarized the unlucky ties who were not fortunate enough to get their own post.  Though many of them are pretty horrible (especially the Jukebox tie) they will never see the glory of their other tie brethren. 

Thursday, August 9, 2012

Ties for a Good Cause




While most celebrities use their fame to get free meals at fancy restaurants and access to the most exclusive night clubs, I instead use it for a good cause.  Today, Tie One Off is teaming up with the St. Jude Children's Research Hospital to raise money for their Give Thanks Walk which will take place on November 17th in Poughkeepsie, NY.  Not only to they save kids lives, they make sweet ties.  

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Hybrid


A few years ago people said that Hybrid cars were just a fad.  Today, they are some of the most popular vehicles on the road.  I  foresee this 100% silk tie by Van Heusen with a bowtie pattern becoming the next hybrid phenomenon.  Part conventional tie, part bow tie, wearers are able to look smart for any occasion. Not really...

Monday, August 6, 2012

Par"tie" on Wayne


Leave it to our friendly neighbors to the North to show us a good time.  This Canadian themed tie was sported by a lovely young lady while mounting our stuffed pig mascot.  We kept explaining that people ride horses at the rodeo, not pigs, but that small fact didn't seem to sink in.