"Tie"ny Dancer

 Today's Metropolitan View all silk tie threw me for a loop.  Did the stylish geometric pattern resemble the scales of a reptilian creature or the cell structures of amoebas?   Answer:  Neither

The true beauty of this tie is only seen when modeled by another one of our office mascots Mr. Seal.  Though not as much of a rockstar as the real Seal (who was probably popular when this tie was designed), Mr. Seal does a pretty good job at jamming on his axe adorned with this fretboard resembling tie.